New York Times' Sunday Edition Poem

“The Rhyming Curse of the Security Council”

In the Security Council, punishments have been made; In order to correct delegates’ past mistakes.

The chairs suggested rhyming a speech; and 8 delegates were sentenced to that deed.

The delegate of France started with godly references; Turkey followed with rhyming sentences.

The USA represented their country with great pride; and Pakistan improvised, almost forgetting to abide.

Turkey served their sentence with not one nonsense verse; then thanked the chairs for releasing them from the rhyming curse.

The Kashmir conflict is a serious topic to debate on, discussing it through rhyme must be free of jargon.

The Security Council made quite a work of art and not a complete spat; the New York Times is happy to report on that.